February 2012
12 posts
4 tags
“Dear Son: Thank you for puking on the clean laundry.”
– bp
Feb 28th
2 notes
6 tags
The CoMOMdrum →
this is a little late, but it’s rare that i feel flattered in regards to being a father. the fact that the props come from the mother of my child just makes me all the more grin-smacked. and, lest you think i’m bragging about something i’ve done, let me correct by saying it’s simply the validation that my spouse understands me, and doesn’t think i’m a deadbeat....
Feb 28th
1 note
5 tags
Diapers, the video game
All this leveling up makes me feel like we’re advancing in something. When do we get to a boss level? -ms
Feb 23rd
12 tags
Parenting is culture shock: "What Korea Means to... →
Feb 19th
5 tags
Flow
In our search for a new car seat, we keep coming back to this one. And then I get this stuck in my head. -bp
Feb 18th
6 tags
WatchWatch
completely, holy-freaking-obvious takeaways: 1. be aware that muscles build over time and allow this thing called “movement” 2. don’t leave your baby on the edge of a table 3. DON’T LEAVE YOUR BABY -bp
Feb 17th
1 note
5 tags
Note To Self
Try not to dwell on the ratio of time you spend with a co-worker who despises your inmost being, versus the time you spend with the 8.5 month old that literally chirps when you walk in the door. -bp
Feb 17th
1 note
7 tags
New Reclining High Chair Saves Lives
Today the wife and I watched our first 15 minutes of HGTV together since the baby was born. “This is so great,” we kept saying (or I did). But this is just how normal people live. -ms
Feb 12th
9 tags
Don't Tell Me We Make Our Own Luck →
In which I write about being a new dad and having bad luck, the sins of fatherhood and husbandhood, and what being Korean has to do with it. -ms
Feb 7th
1 note
7 tags
Don't Get Too Comfortable
I know by this point the whole “Friday nights are never the same” thing is pretty well-worn territory, but I think there’s some part of me that still doesn’t quite believe/get it. Take tonight. I happened to get out of work early, meaning we could “go out for dinner”—which means at some time well before 6pm where the only other people are babies and senior...
Feb 4th
1 note
5 tags
When will I ever get to take a bath again sans baby? «don’t feel manly about this, but can this be my life for an hour? -ms
Feb 3rd
9 notes
8 tags
Woody Woodpecker's daughter
She’s starting to bite the wood on her crib. We caught her up there, supporting herself with her teeth. It made me remember I used to bite wood as a child. I would make a ring of teeth marks, all around my bed post. “Don’t worry,” I told my wife. “I did that all the time.” But maybe that should only have been more reason to worry? -ms
Feb 3rd
5 notes