we need to either go to Dick & June’s ice cream, or the alcohol store.– —my wife. yup. that’s how it is over here in the Parys household. -bp
The Nature of Time and Babies →
My latest column is up at the Good Men Project. My daughter was sick all week and we freaked out a little, the wife and I, about time and child-raising and so on. Our daughter is closing in on a year and people keep saying, it goes so quick, like they know us, like they know what we are thinking, how we feel. It has been fast but it has been as slow as evolution always is. It is the slowest...
Me: For this pregnancy, I'm going to exercise more! Eat healthy! I'm not going to---
Me: Are those doughnuts?
Me: OMG chocolate covered creme filled...
Me: I'll just eat six.
The truth about parenthood/poop
I just tried to describe my daughter’s poop and ended up comparing it to a nugget of fried chicken. Yikes. -ms